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PostSubject: Lets just chat some thing   Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:27 am

Ok guys this is NoN-wOw chat,(ok,ok i know u love wow but we all have 2 cool down some time). Very Happy

Ask if u need some thing,chat>have fun here! Very Happy

Just pls no kiss's,take room! Twisted Evil


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PostSubject: Re: Lets just chat some thing   Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:15 pm

okay... since u said no wow...

An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar.... and that's just the first person!

What does an undead Tauren say?
-Boo.

The undead Tauren says:
-Boo.
The ghost of the Rogue he just killed says:
-Hey! That's MY line!

What do you call a Tauren with no legs at all?
Ground beef


Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: they paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.

Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!

Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples


and a longer 1....

A dwarf goes into a bar in Stormwind and orders four beers. He starts drinking them, one sip each at a time, and after about a half hour he's finished all four, pays, and leaves.

The next day he returns, doing the same thing. The bartender looks at him funny, but pours the four drinks and serves them. He drinks them the same way, until he finishes all four, pays, and leaves again.

The third day, when the dwarf returns, the barkeep can't take it anymore. "If you drink the beers one at a time, they'll all be cold and won't get flat at the end. Why do you want all four at the same time?"

The dwarf explains: I have a brother in Ironforge, one in Booty Bay, and one who lives on Theramore Isle. We can't get together as much as we want, so at the same time each day we all go to a bar and order a round. We drink 'em all and pretend we're all at a bar together".

The barkeeper nods and serves four beers. Nobody else disturbs the dwarf while he finishes off the four beers.

The next day the dwarf comes into the bar, but only orders three beers. Silence falls. Nobody at the bar can look the poor dwarf in the eye. Finally, the barkeeper walks over to try to console him. "I'm so sorry for your loss. Do you want to talk about it? tell us what happened to your fourth brother".

The dwarf looks confused for a moment, then bursts out laughing.


"It's not what you think!!! I just quit drinking today!"

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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
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PostSubject: :D   Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:59 pm

Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: they paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.

Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!

Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples

OMFG ROFL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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PostSubject: carebear   Tue Nov 17, 2009 1:34 am

hahahahahahahahahaha..........................
hahahahahahahahahaha..........................
hahahahahahahahahaha..........................
no way!!!!
Razz

awesome fire
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PostSubject: Re: Lets just chat some thing   Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:30 am

ok, time for the next edition Very Happy

What do you call a Tauren who's "shaking hands with his best friend"?
-Beef Strokanoff

What do you get when you cross a gamer geek with a night elf female?
-No idea, but **** would I like to find out!!! Very Happy:D

Tauren (eating a hamburger):"hamburgers are made of what??!!!!!"

One dwarf asks other:
-When you make love with your woman, she does it for love or for interest?
-mmm... It must be for love because she takes very little interest in it


and, of course, a longer 1:

A mighty Orc warrior walks into a tavern to order a drink, and he notices standing on the keys of a nearby piano was a Gnome. A very short Gnome, short even for one of his kind. And immediately the Gnome starts running up and down the piano keys, dancing, cartwheeling and somersaulting, flawlessly landing on the correct keys time and time again. The music he produced was incredible. This little gnome was just brilliant!

So astonished, the orc walked up to the bartender and asked, "that little gnome is amazing, where did you get him?"

He looked at the Orc and smiled. "Oh I was given this fancy bottle as payment by one of my customers a while back. Upon polishing it, this genie popped out and offered me a single wish. I've had that little guy ever since. Makes me a fortune."

Very curious now the orc asked if he still has this magic bottle, and is excited when the bartender pulls it out from under the table and offers it to him. "Knock yourself out."

Eagerly he accepts the bottle and starts rubbing it, and just as the bartender had claimed, a genie popped out. The magical being stared at the orc and announced, "you have one wish! Make it now!"

Thinking for a few moments, he decided not to be too greedy and just ask for something he had needed for a while. "Okay, Genie. I wish for a nice new axe!"

"Granted!" he said, clapping his hands the vanishing in a puff of smoke. After the smoke cleared the orc found himself holding a nice new pair of slacks.

Angry now, he glared at the bartender. "What's going on?! I didn't ask for nice new slacks, I asked for a nice new axe!"

He smiled back before replying. "You think I asked for a ten inch pianist?"


for a change, 2 longer ones this time Very Happy

Three Dwarves were lost in Silverpine Forest, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Whitch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, "I brought ten
apples." The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usualy doesn't go… infact, fruit usualy leaves from here…. And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the
Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
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PostSubject: LOL   Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:28 pm

yo

great posts Fire!!! u gotta put some more!
keep going bro!

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PostSubject: hehe   Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:09 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Lets just chat some thing   Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:34 am

not bad, but i'd still preffer darlina's or you ex's number Razz

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PostSubject: hehehe   Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:02 am

i dont think soo Razz
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PostSubject: The Story of a Cow - NOT FOR SENSITIVE PPL!!!!!   Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:25 am

Guys and girls,

This is a very educative post I decided to make to allow everybody to know the truth about cows!!!
Sure they are sexy, but how is they'r sex???

First the bull is "milked" (what??u thought only females were milked??well look again!)



Then they put a pic of him on a catalog, along with his mother's, sister's and daughter's boobs pics!! this is just nasty!!!



After carefull examination of the above mentioned...the bull milk is introduced on the happy mother-to-be cow by a very gentle man...






in the end...here's the result:



Well I hope u all enjoyed this small lesson of how a cow is born...

Stay tuned for more...here...at Animal World Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Lets just chat some thing   Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:45 am

ROFL,ROFL,ROFL,ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But i want nature way! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Lets just chat some thing   Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:24 pm

Sorryyyy

They just don't let u anymore....

So who was it that volunteered to milk u Asp?!

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PostSubject: Re: Lets just chat some thing   Sun Jan 24, 2010 3:53 pm

ehheheh,no one,i can do it my self Very Happy
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